Make It Bigger!

Make It Bigger

“Like my 3 pound walleye?”

No, you jerk, I’m not taking about your “dude digit.” There is nothing you can do to make that thing bigger… I’m talking about the fish you just caught. Hold it out and it becomes… bigger.

That walleye is now 3 pounds. It mysteriously grew from about a pound a half to 3 pounds. There you see? I’m not just the world’s number one Rugged Dude. I’m also smart as hell!

Only one problem though… when you eat the damn fish, it never seems to get any bigger in the pan. Why is that, I wonder?

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